Alcohol is the answer to life.
I mean, when I’m sober I can’t run without getting puffed, but when I’m drunk I can run a mofuckin’ marathon as if I’m on steroids. If I try to jump a fence whilst sober and cut my leg open, I’m going to cry like a bitch, but if I’m drunk I’m not going to notice it until the next morning. When I’m sober, my friend making skills are ordinary, but when I’m drunk I’m like a friend magnet. If I’m upset and get drunk, I’m happy again automatically. If I’m sober and somebody pisses me off, I’m going to hold a grudge, but if I’m drunk we will full out fight it for about 10 minutes and then be best friends again.
Why can’t everybody just be drunk all the time,
I think this may be the answer to world peace